Y’all check out my super smart salad! Smart? Like how? Yea! Like the Samsung smart TV. Do not test me, I’ve aced already. I can instruct this salad to talk. It has so many nutrients including vitamins, minerals, protein, cabs … I can dialogue with. In fact, if I want I can dial up protein, or ping cabs… yes! I can do all that. Right now, I just want to Tumblr on the fruit. This is a super smart salad, no kidding hey! It has the perfect blend of a balanced diet. Stay with me….

My super smart salad allows you to do all those ‘smart’ things you do with a smart TV Set. For instance, a smart TV comes with video conferencing, I can share my salad with friends and family real time without internet brouhaha. My dinning is my conference room. My social integration is so much on point! My eating spoon is the remote. I can decide to take a chunk of the pomegranate arils or squeeze out the blueberry juice for additional excitement.

Who has seen this new Samsung F5500 series? Where you can install and run software apps similar to the way you do on a mobile smart phone. Well, I guessed you caption that right! What mystical miracle can come from a food salad? Do not dare try me out on this salad. I got this!

If you don’t like an app like songs of innocence U2 album on your new iPhone 6, you can delete off the listing from the device (thanks to Tim Cook). From my salad dressing selection, you can select your own dressing and whet your appetite. Literally you can install and uninstall a sub-menu from the mains. The good thing about this is that you own the server (self-managed) and can dictate the mbps rate (in-take frequency) and bandwidth (volume of diet).

The compounds include- Grape tomatoes, Strawberries, Blueberries, Broccoli, Hazel Nuts, Banana, Almond Nuts, Cashew Nuts (roasted and salted), Caramelized onions, Sesame oil, Macaroni, Cheese, Salmon slab, Tuna fish, Romaine Lettuce, Tortilla strips, Salad crackers, Cheddar Cheese, Dehydrated garlic, Mustard, Couscous vegetable, Green and Red cabbage, Soybean oil, Vine gar, Egg yolk, Buttermilk, Pomegranate arils, Guinness ale Irish porter cheese, Lemon dressing, Cucumber dressing and Ranch dressing